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Xanit K`Ven is currently taking the summer off and is not officially playing any game. Some members are casually playing AoC, VG, EQ1, EQ2 and WoW.
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» Sumdyar wins Sartok Paladin BoTB |
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Apr 28, 2008 - 12:50 AM - by Wookalar
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He melts faces and crushes dreams, he devours little furry Canadian children and the elderly. Bringing pain, blues and agony down upon your household ..
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Whatcha gonna do when the Sumdy-nator comes for you ? YAYAHH! |  |
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8 Replies | 395 Views
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» Something's Swollen |
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Mar 30, 2008 - 10:03 PM - by Wookalar
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Ok, so all this shit is pilling up in my inbox .. and Sumdyar threatened a nice nutpunch to me if I didn't get to work. So, I whacked myself in the beans and told him to do it his damn self .. but he was too busy yelling at noobs.
Anyway ..
Was it performance enhancing substances ? a testicular tumor ? or an extra appendage that looks like Jesus on burnt toast ?
Ever since Solim won the BoTB, there has been some controversy. The problem arose when a papparazzi prostitute snapped this picture of him in his love nest using a hidden cornhole cam. Although the picture wes kinda shitty, it appeared to show Solim with an abnormally large package. Some suggested his pants were full of pots, others said he was using the UberCawk plugin. Someone even told me they thought he was PedoBear!
We'd like to officially state for the record that Solim is indeed hung like a rhinoceros rollin at a rave. There is no hax, nuthin's swole and I feel sorry for his woman. The truth is, he prays to Phallus, God of Penis every night and goes into a Saturday Night Fever-like trance and channels John Holmes in a Tantric ritual which engorges his nubbin to monstrous proportions.
Speaking of giant dicks ..
As you all know, we had some problems with our former landlord and our cribb got forclosed upon. To show my appreciation, I wiped my ass on the T5 curtains before we moved out.
So, we rented these place .. It's in a good neighborhood and the schools are decent. Feel free to drop by!
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Lately, we've been busy killing stuff. Here are some mobs that died. A buncha people got loots and blah blah blah. I am too lazy to link them. Just know that we have gear that will make you blow a litre of lovejuice when you see it.
Zaraax
(Server First)
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Jagund the Wavebreaker
(Killed on the first pull)
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Prime Warden of Nusibe
(Server First, Killed on the first pull)
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Vahsren the Librarian
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Shylosia
(Server First)
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I-99 Shiver
(Server First)
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Exalted X99
(Server First)
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Core Processor
(Server First)
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Zaygius
(Server First)
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NERKSAWL
(Server First)
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Of course there are those who say we don't PvP. You can spot a couple of the loudest whiners in tombstone form here in these videos (Video 1 - 22MB Video 2 - 74MB) and the random screens below.
Like I said, when we wanna PvP, you won't be standing up, you'll be getting up!
/crank dat soulja boy!
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» Ryzin wins Sartok Monk BoTB |
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Feb 18, 2008 - 2:34 AM - by Wookalar
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Straight out of (the trailerpark behind) the monastery in western Tibet, carrying a 20 karat prayer rope and beat-boxing the morning mantra .. he's representin' Krishna and proving that it's true ... monks don't wear anything under their robes.
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gz! Ryzin on winning the Sartok Monk BoTB and to all the other monks that fought.
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12 Replies | 397 Views
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» Solim wins Sartok Sorceror BoTB |
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Feb 10, 2008 - 5:35 AM - by Wookalar
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Calling Dr. Bombay! Emergency! Come right away!
Like a bad episode of Bewitched complete with horrible acting and cheap costumes, Solim crinkled his nose and bedazzled his opponents with his pure and sensual sorcery.
Great job to Solim and to the other sorcerors that competed!
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11 Replies | 352 Views
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