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| Welcome to our newest member, Tarni |
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» Recruitment |
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Xanit K`Ven is not officially playing anything at the moment. Recruitment and applications are obviously on hold.
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» The Future? |
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Feb 04, 2009 - 12:18 PM - by Tipp
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What we're waiting on...
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» The Shame of Xanit |
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Sep 27, 2008 - 5:27 PM - by ismaris
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So we're playing this now
And I wish I were able to start our WAR saga with a cheerful posting on the merits of the game and how much fun we are having, but unfortunately it will not be so. Events have unfolded within the past few days that have spurred a guild-wide, XKstential meltdown.
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the perpetrator:
Unfortunately terribad, 'not remembering' does not exonerate you from your crime. What you did was too heinous an act, evidencing too malicious a malady, to ever be washed fully clean.
Bear witness to the dawning of our shame:
Notice the painfully slow edging of reality creep into the terribad's brain. He progresses from professing absolute innocence of his crime, to merely being "pretty sure."
Where do we move from here? How can Xanit K'Ven continue as a symbol, nay a beacon, of morality in the online gaming community with its members treating their very family in such a manner? The officers are meeting as we speak discussing the guild's future, but can XK have any future after enduring such an inescapable taint?
Only time will tell...
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» Sumdyar wins Sartok Paladin BoTB |
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Apr 28, 2008 - 12:50 AM - by Wookalar
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He melts faces and crushes dreams, he devours little furry Canadian children and the elderly. Bringing pain, blues and agony down upon your household ..
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Whatcha gonna do when the Sumdy-nator comes for you ? YAYAHH! |  |
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» Something's Swollen |
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Mar 30, 2008 - 10:03 PM - by Wookalar
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Ok, so all this shit is pilling up in my inbox .. and Sumdyar threatened a nice nutpunch to me if I didn't get to work. So, I whacked myself in the beans and told him to do it his damn self .. but he was too busy yelling at noobs.
Anyway ..
Was it performance enhancing substances ? a testicular tumor ? or an extra appendage that looks like Jesus on burnt toast ?
Ever since Solim won the BoTB, there has been some controversy. The problem arose when a papparazzi prostitute snapped this picture of him in his love nest using a hidden cornhole cam. Although the picture wes kinda shitty, it appeared to show Solim with an abnormally large package. Some suggested his pants were full of pots, others said he was using the UberCawk plugin. Someone even told me they thought he was PedoBear!
We'd like to officially state for the record that Solim is indeed hung like a rhinoceros rollin at a rave. There is no hax, nuthin's swole and I feel sorry for his woman. The truth is, he prays to Phallus, God of Penis every night and goes into a Saturday Night Fever-like trance and channels John Holmes in a Tantric ritual which engorges his nubbin to monstrous proportions.
Speaking of giant dicks ..
As you all know, we had some problems with our former landlord and our cribb got forclosed upon. To show my appreciation, I wiped my ass on the T5 curtains before we moved out.
So, we rented these place .. It's in a good neighborhood and the schools are decent. Feel free to drop by!
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Lately, we've been busy killing stuff. Here are some mobs that died. A buncha people got loots and blah blah blah. I am too lazy to link them. Just know that we have gear that will make you blow a litre of lovejuice when you see it.
Zaraax
(Server First)
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Jagund the Wavebreaker
(Killed on the first pull)
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Prime Warden of Nusibe
(Server First, Killed on the first pull)
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Vahsren the Librarian
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Shylosia
(Server First)
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I-99 Shiver
(Server First)
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Exalted X99
(Server First)
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Core Processor
(Server First)
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Zaygius
(Server First)
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NERKSAWL
(Server First)
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Of course there are those who say we don't PvP. You can spot a couple of the loudest whiners in tombstone form here in these videos (Video 1 - 22MB Video 2 - 74MB) and the random screens below.
Like I said, when we wanna PvP, you won't be standing up, you'll be getting up!
/crank dat soulja boy!
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